If I could bite you through this web page, I would. Instead I welcome you, and we can figure out the biting part later.



About Me

My name is Oliver and I like to bite.

Professional Experience

Biting, nomming, chewing, puncturing. Tearing human flesh limb from limb. Strategically locating the ends of long sleeves and attacking the soft arms they contain.

Specializing in savaging anyone who tries to rub my belly, and sinking my teeth into my hoomans’ rear ends when they’re asleep.


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